I WAS TOLD THE SECRET TO STAYING

Alidstar's Voice Dropped Low.... I am going to skip ahead. When I was packing up my car to leave Inverness, a gentleman was walking his dog down the street (a very cute jack russell). He stopped and said hello and asked if I was leaving. I said yes, my time was over in Inverness, but I was moving on to Forres. And to other places after that. We introduced ourselves. "How long would I be in Scotland," Alidstar asked. I said, "I do not know. It's open-ended. It depends on how long the government will let me stay." So then his voice dropped and he asked, "Do you know how to stay as long as you like? You get married!" I said I was aware of that. He then asked with a twinkle in his eye, "Can I have your number?" I chuckled and said "I don't think so. But it's been nice chatting with you." Those Scottish lads are so friendly! One thing I really like about the UK is that they have the weirdest sounding pubs and sma...